brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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