What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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