dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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