its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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