YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
