so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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