But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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