how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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