South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
