I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Girls should come with a carfax report
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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