Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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