his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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