What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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