he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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