this boner is exhausting
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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