do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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