So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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