I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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