You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
operation harelip BJ is a go
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You can make out without kissing
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