plz talk dirty to me
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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