even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
The air taste purple.
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