i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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