First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
wow bdsm is so cute
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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