You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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