We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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