I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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