yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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