Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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