I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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