so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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