He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Randomize
