the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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