i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
