in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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