I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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