He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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