Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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