Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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