Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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