accomplished twins. life is a go
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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