Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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