If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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