What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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