So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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