Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I got inside last night via doggy door
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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