Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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