Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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