the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Someone shit on the floor
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
nutella sex= disaster
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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