the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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