That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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