i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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